Tropical Getaway Dreamer T-Shirts

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

"I prefer my pineapples in Colada form."

'I hope none of you are married?'

'I just love the sun - I could lie in it all day and night!'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Lounging by the pool

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Customized Personal Retreats.

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Death takes a holiday.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

The Sun Bather

Beach

"I booked a trip to Honolulu for your birthday. I'll let you know when I get there."

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

Self Service Island

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

Yule Tide

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'