Tropical Escape Dreamer T-Shirts

'A Christmas card from the Hendersons!'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Lounging by the pool

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Desert Island Mishap

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"Delivery."

Customized Personal Retreats.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Death takes a holiday.

The Sun Bather

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Beach

Stop Smoking Program.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

Siesta-time

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"I booked a trip to Honolulu for your birthday. I'll let you know when I get there."