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'Omigod - we forgot to turn off the humidifier!'

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Down with the 'Desert-Island' Cartoons!

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Lounging by the pool

'See you in two weeks!'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

I love my Uke.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

Customized Personal Retreats.

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Death takes a holiday.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

The Sun Bather

Siesta-time

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Beach

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"I booked a trip to Honolulu for your birthday. I'll let you know when I get there."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'