Tropical Paradise Dreamer Gifts

'Omigod - we forgot to turn off the humidifier!'

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Down with the 'Desert-Island' Cartoons!

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Lounging by the pool

'See you in two weeks!'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

I love my Uke.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

That's my summer place.

Customized Personal Retreats.

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Death takes a holiday.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

The Sun Bather

Beach

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

Siesta-time