Tropical Dreamers Gifts

'I slaved at a computer for years, then one day I hit 'escape,' and - POOF - I found myself here!'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

'If this doesn't kill us, the kennel bill will!'

Corona isolation

Lazy Desert Island Gag

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

That's my summer place.

"Vacation's over."

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"

Life guard sees a woman on a desert island in a swimming pool.

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"Boxing day is so boring."

stay safe in isolation

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Lounging by the pool

'See you in two weeks!'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

I love my Uke.

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

Customized Personal Retreats.

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Death takes a holiday.