Tropical Daydreamers Gifts

"Apparently, it has something to do with el Niño."

Tropical.

'We spent two weeks in Hawaii, but Fred didn't get any further than the airport bar.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Lounging by the pool

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

That's my summer place.

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

Customized Personal Retreats.

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

The Sun Bather

Death takes a holiday.

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

Beach

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

"I booked a trip to Honolulu for your birthday. I'll let you know when I get there."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'