Tropical Island Dreamers Gifts

'Hey, at least I'm not a cliche.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Lounging by the pool

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

"We've got a problem."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

Customized Personal Retreats.

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I spy something blue."

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Death takes a holiday.

The Sun Bather