Island Daydreamers Gifts

'It's from my stockbroker - he'd like to join us.'

Robinson Crusoe's lucky day.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Desert Island BBQ

Pina Coladas

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'I blame global warming!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Introducing Piza Island.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"Are we there yet?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Fall on a desert island

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

"Noooooooooooo!"