Island Dreamer Gifts

"Well, there goes our last coconut. Maurice! I hope you're satisfied."

"You said I'd be part of a team."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

The bitter sweet meeting of perception and reality: 'Yay! I'm saved!!'

'Thank goodness we invested in long term bonds.'

"I miss the palm tree, also, but at least we can have a refrigerator."

'You have a friend request.'

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'I can't say exactly where we are, but I'm pretty confident it's British territory,'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

'I'm willing to relocate.'

'So, how should we play this - capitalism or socialism?'

"Look! Land! We're saved!"

Dear Diary -- Today my spirits are uplifted. I finally see some signs of civilization.

Ted's ability to multitask was key to his firms, success.'

Organizational Chart: 'ME'.

'What do you mean, you ate the survival manual?'

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"Are we there yet?"

Easter bunny Island.

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

I love my Uke.

"We've voted you off the island."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Desert Island with CCTV.

'Ron Choate, offshore tax haven consultant, speaking.'

"No Man is an Island" Research Project

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

"Keep moving, keep moving"

"Let's start a homeowner's association."

'I was here until global warming.'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'