Island Dreamer Gifts

"Well, there goes our last coconut. Maurice! I hope you're satisfied."

"You said I'd be part of a team."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

The bitter sweet meeting of perception and reality: 'Yay! I'm saved!!'

'Thank goodness we invested in long term bonds.'

"I miss the palm tree, also, but at least we can have a refrigerator."

'You have a friend request.'

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

'I can't say exactly where we are, but I'm pretty confident it's British territory,'

'I'm willing to relocate.'

'So, how should we play this - capitalism or socialism?'

"Look! Land! We're saved!"

Dear Diary -- Today my spirits are uplifted. I finally see some signs of civilization.

Ted's ability to multitask was key to his firms, success.'

"Are we there yet?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

Organizational Chart: 'ME'.

Easter bunny Island.

'What do you mean, you ate the survival manual?'

Desert Island with CCTV.

"We've voted you off the island."

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

"No Man is an Island" Research Project

"Keep moving, keep moving"

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Ron Choate, offshore tax haven consultant, speaking.'

I love my Uke.

'The #1 Lei Girl!'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

'Let's do something DIFFERENT today.'

No man is an island ??" it just looks that way.