Island Life Dreamer Gifts

'It looks like our marriage has survived for yet another year, Dear!'

"He said he's dropping out and going of the grid."

"Will you be staying in the area?"

Covid spreading to a desert island.

"Congratulations! You appeared in fifteen LinkedIn searches this week."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Desert Island BBQ

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Pina Coladas

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I blame global warming!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Emergency Phone.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Introducing Piza Island.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Are we there yet?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."