Island Life Dreamer Pillows

'It looks like our marriage has survived for yet another year, Dear!'

"Will you be staying in the area?"

Covid spreading to a desert island.

"Congratulations! You appeared in fifteen LinkedIn searches this week."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Desert Island BBQ

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Pina Coladas

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Emergency Phone.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'I blame global warming!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Introducing Piza Island.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Are we there yet?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Saved...life is good!

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Fall on a desert island