Island Escape Dreamer Gifts

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

"It's not a rescue, it's the IRS and my ex-wife's lawyer."

Desert Island Mishap

'I'm leaving you.'

'You call THIS hot-you should have been here in '63!'

Pirates

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

'Yer late.'

Man crawling onto island sees sign saying no shirt, no shoes, no service.

Stop Smoking Program.

"We need to practice social distancing."

"Could you keep it down please!"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Pina Coladas

Desert Island BBQ

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I blame global warming!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Introducing Piza Island.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"Are we there yet?"