Island Escape Dreamer T-Shirts

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

"It's not a rescue, it's the IRS and my ex-wife's lawyer."

Desert Island Mishap

'I'm leaving you.'

'You call THIS hot-you should have been here in '63!'

Pirates

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

'Yer late.'

Man crawling onto island sees sign saying no shirt, no shoes, no service.

Stop Smoking Program.

"We need to practice social distancing."

"Could you keep it down please!"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Desert Island BBQ

Pina Coladas

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I blame global warming!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Introducing Piza Island.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Are we there yet?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'