Island Adventure Dreamer Gifts

"You mind if I smoke?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Thank-you God.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Pina Coladas

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Desert Island BBQ

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'I blame global warming!'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Introducing Piza Island.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"Are we there yet?"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Fall on a desert island

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Desert Island Mishap

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I wish I was creative'

Mermaid Art