Island Living Dreamer Gifts

"Has that double-glazing salesman been back again?"

'Trick or treat?'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Pina Coladas

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Desert Island BBQ

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Emergency Phone.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'I blame global warming!'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Introducing Piza Island.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'Arf! Arf!'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Are we there yet?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Fall on a desert island

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"