Island Living Dreamer Prints

"Has that double-glazing salesman been back again?"

'Trick or treat?'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Pina Coladas

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Desert Island BBQ

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'I blame global warming!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Emergency Phone.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Arf! Arf!'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Introducing Piza Island.

"Are we there yet?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Fall on a desert island

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"