Island Dreamers Gifts

'Do we want a platinum card?'

Desert Island in Coronavirus Times: We're Good Thanks!

"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

The next few years would be very litigious,

"I have an extra tall coconut for Randy? Randy? Anyone? Randy?"

'Let's pray it's something that goes with fish!'

Hammock box comes floating towards a desert island - which only has one tree on.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Text in a bottle

Palm tree made of books.

"Well at least our Fridays will be fun from now on!"

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'Oh great. We got our 1040 Estimated Tax Coupons.'

'I was hoping for tile floors and more closet space!'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

'You're a heiress? There's a coincidence,I'm a billionaire!'

BBQ Today All Welcome

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

Desert island hammock.

'Quick!... How do you spell, S. O. S.?!'

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

"I spy something blue."

"Junk mail."

A man trapped on a traffic island

"Bill, see if you can find water. Tony, see if you can find food. Roger, see if you can hit things really far with a stick."

Desert Island Tic-Tac-Toe

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Slim-quik liquid diet box floats up to man stranded on a desert island.

"Oh boy, a luau!"