Island Dreamers Gifts

'Do we want a platinum card?'

Desert Island in Coronavirus Times: We're Good Thanks!

'It's the one thing that can always find me...my alumni newsletter.'

"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"

"I have an extra tall coconut for Randy? Randy? Anyone? Randy?"

The next few years would be very litigious,

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

'Let's pray it's something that goes with fish!'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Hammock box comes floating towards a desert island - which only has one tree on.

BBQ Today All Welcome

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'I was hoping for tile floors and more closet space!'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'Oh great. We got our 1040 Estimated Tax Coupons.'

Text in a bottle

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

Harry Potter Magic Set on Desert Island

'You're a heiress? There's a coincidence,I'm a billionaire!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Desert island hammock.

"Well at least our Fridays will be fun from now on!"

Palm tree made of books.

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

'Quick!... How do you spell, S. O. S.?!'

Gay Man Lands on Desert Island populated by Women

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

'Pheeew... lucky me! There goes another day without getting occupied by the Yanks!'

Memo - Latest social-distancing guidelines.

No Littering. That your bottle?

"Junk mail."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"