Island Escape Dreamers Gifts

'How much longer do we have to pose for your cartoon?'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Desert Island Mishap

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

"We've got a problem."

~ S.O.S.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

"I spy something blue."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Stop Smoking Program.

Shipwrecked.

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

The summer the people depart, and life on Monster Island resumes its leisurely pace.

Pirates

Pension Forecasts

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"For Valentine's Day. I thought you might enjoy breakfast in bed."

"Are you talking to me?"

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'