Island Escapees Gifts

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Now you can send it."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Desert Island Mishap

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Saved...life is good!

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

Emergency Pants

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Delivery."

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'He needs professional HELP!'

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."