Seaside Escapees Gifts

Romance at the Beach

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

No early morning tea past this landing

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

"Delivery."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

"You can speak freely- this is a private beach."

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

'So, it's you Captain! Where were you when the ship hit the iceberg?'

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

'Welcome to I shell.'

"Happy New Year Ahahaha hahaha hahahahaha hahahahahahaha"

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

Sunbloc 1000

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

A Real Working Vacation.

Heavenly Desert Islands.

"What luck!"

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'