Seaside Escapist Gifts

The End Of The Pier Is Nigh!

"You can speak freely- this is a private beach."

"Happy New Year Ahahaha hahaha hahahahaha hahahahahahaha"

'Welcome to I shell.'

The Threat of Seagulls at Sea

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

No early morning tea past this landing

Man Floating on Paper Boat

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Now you can send it."

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Saved...life is good!

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

Son burying his dad in sand