Offshore Escapist Gifts

Private Tax Haven

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Ice fisher.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"Now you can send it."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Saved...life is good!

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

No early morning tea past this landing

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."