Island Escapist Gifts

Man on desert island looking HIGH TIDE sign.

"Another catalogue."

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

The grass is always greener.

Optical illusion

'NO..NO..NO!..on the map Jake...on the MAP!'

"I'm sorry, were you talking to me?"

'Wow! What luck... we've won the lottery.'

Tax inspector: 'You didn't imagine you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Castaway prepared for coconut to fall on his head

'Celebrate good times, come on...!'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Just when you think it's gotten about as bad as it can get...

"I'm sorry, but I believe I'm now way out of your network."

"Hey, I know things look bleak now, but once we find a palm tree and grow beards we'll be making jokes in no time."

"And to the port, the most sequestered jury in the world."

'Of course, I'm willing to relocate.'

'How can I be sure it stands for Island Rescue Service?'

'Dibs!'

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

Message in a bottle Drop.

'At least here they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'Quick! -- Who won the last eleven Superbowls?'

'Well if you're bored go for a swim, or climb up a tree, or...or...do one of those two things.'

'No Paul, it does not make me feel better to know that our present situation is giving you a lot of cartooning ideas!'

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'I just won an all expenses paid trip to a tropical island in the South Pacific.'

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

'I said, now I know why they call you lucky'!'

'Nothing but water, sand and coconuts... what I'd give for some excitement around here...!'

Cable Hell.

Marooned Optometrist

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."