Island Escapist Mugs

Man on desert island looking HIGH TIDE sign.

"Another catalogue."

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

The grass is always greener.

Optical illusion

'NO..NO..NO!..on the map Jake...on the MAP!'

"I'm sorry, were you talking to me?"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Tax inspector: 'You didn't imagine you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

'Wow! What luck... we've won the lottery.'

Castaway prepared for coconut to fall on his head

"I'm sorry, but I believe I'm now way out of your network."

'Celebrate good times, come on...!'

Just when you think it's gotten about as bad as it can get...

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

'No Paul, it does not make me feel better to know that our present situation is giving you a lot of cartooning ideas!'

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

Cable Hell.

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

'Of course, I'm willing to relocate.'

'Dibs!'

'How can I be sure it stands for Island Rescue Service?'

'Nothing but water, sand and coconuts... what I'd give for some excitement around here...!'

'Quick! -- Who won the last eleven Superbowls?'

Message in a bottle Drop.

'At least here they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Marooned Optometrist

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

"And to the port, the most sequestered jury in the world."

'Well if you're bored go for a swim, or climb up a tree, or...or...do one of those two things.'

'I said, now I know why they call you lucky'!'

"Hey, I know things look bleak now, but once we find a palm tree and grow beards we'll be making jokes in no time."

'I just won an all expenses paid trip to a tropical island in the South Pacific.'