Ocean Escapist Gifts

'To hear ocean sounds, enter your username and passwords...'

"Sure they smile!"

'So, it's you Captain! Where were you when the ship hit the iceberg?'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Ice fisher.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Scuba cow"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Now you can send it."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Saved...life is good!

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."