Ocean Escapist T-Shirts

'To hear ocean sounds, enter your username and passwords...'

"Sure they smile!"

'So, it's you Captain! Where were you when the ship hit the iceberg?'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Ice fisher.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Scuba cow"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"Now you can send it."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Saved...life is good!

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...