Deep-sea Escapist T-Shirts

Scuba texting

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

No early morning tea past this landing

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"Delivery."

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

"I see you've come prepared for an in-depth interview."

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

'Have you been under much pressure lately, Mr. Verne?'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

Shark's Scuba Mask.

"You can speak freely- this is a private beach."

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Scientists find a giant plug in the ocean - 'I don't know what it means either, but for Pete's sake don't touch it!'

Mermaids

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

That Sinking Feeling

American Idle

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

"Happy New Year Ahahaha hahaha hahahahaha hahahahahahaha"

'Welcome to I shell.'

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'