Underwater Escapologist T-Shirts

Submarine Disguise

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Guide fish.

Octopus on Keys.

Airplane Fish

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Happy Valentine's Day.

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

Scuba diver in shark's water cooler.

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Ariel prepares for her big date.

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"I think she's really into you."

'That was fun!'

"He made millions and we got a bad rap. Why has no one eaten Spielberg?"

Shark's Scuba Mask.

"Now they're saying shiny things attached to hooks are bad for you."

"The ultrasound showed it wasn't a pearl, but I am pregnant."

Discovery.

Seahorse with small child rubber ring.

The Great Barrier Reef's spectacular continental shelf.