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Desert island rocket...

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"Now you can send it."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Saved...life is good!

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Security!

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

"Okay, go ahead. I'm on a private network."

The Tropical Seminar on Work Stress Reduction was beginning to kick in.

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"

Desert Island Bagpipes

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

Man on Island.