Island Escapologists Gifts

Desert island rocket...

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"Now you can send it."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Saved...life is good!

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Security!

'He needs professional HELP!'

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

Man on Island.

"Okay, go ahead. I'm on a private network."

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Desert Island Bagpipes

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"