Escapologist Gifts

Keys Under the Mat

Houdini's car keys.

H. Houdini's house (key under doormat).

'Married? Why,yes-thirty five times actually!'

"He's ready to retire but the removal of the triple lock could be a problem."

"And now we come to the award for Escapologist of The Year. . ."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

Houdini's infancy.

Houdini's Dog

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Houdini re-incarnated.

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"Houdini's most embarrassing moment"

Houdini 2019

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

Escaping Flowers

"Mr. Cogdill said he won't be in today because it's 'National I Hate My Job Day'."

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

"Have you considered the possibility that you could be too old for escapology classes?"

Prison Escape

'Wait for me!'

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

'Looks like rain. I'm finishing for the day!'