Escapologist Gifts

Keys Under the Mat

Houdini's car keys.

H. Houdini's house (key under doormat).

'Married? Why,yes-thirty five times actually!'

David Blaine

"He's ready to retire but the removal of the triple lock could be a problem."

"And now we come to the award for Escapologist of The Year. . ."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Houdini's infancy.

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Houdini's Dog

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

Houdini re-incarnated.

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"Houdini's most embarrassing moment"

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

Houdini 2019

Escaping Flowers

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

"Mr. Cogdill said he won't be in today because it's 'National I Hate My Job Day'."

'Wait for me!'

"Stay! Do not chase us! Staaay! Staaay!"

Prison Escape

"Have you considered the possibility that you could be too old for escapology classes?"

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."