Sound Escapologist Gifts

Tortured by music

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

Houdini 2019

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

'Wait for me!'

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

"Another tiny victory in my never-ending quest for fun."

"Are you sure the Russians didn't hack my answers to make me look bad?"

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

"He's ready to retire but the removal of the triple lock could be a problem."

"And now we come to the award for Escapologist of The Year. . ."

"Now remember, act normal!"

'The entire building has settled seven inches since the first day of school due to the weight of the students' backpacks.'

Halfway around the learning curve, Bob lets go.

"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!"

Keys Under the Mat

'Not so fast Mr. Smith... you're forgetting the fit note I've filled out for your employer.'