Musical Escapologist Gifts

"I wrote this next tune to taunt officials of the maximum security prison I recently broke out of. Then I gotta get outta here."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

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"I won't lie to you: It was quite an ordeal to move the upright piano in..."

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

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"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.'

'Wait for me!'

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

Tortured by music

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

"Another tiny victory in my never-ending quest for fun."

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

"The tide is out at the moment so here is some music while you are waiting..."

Daydreaming to other people's music on the train,

'Survived the audit'

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

"Are you sure the Russians didn't hack my answers to make me look bad?"

'I worked so hard to get into debt, I don't have the energy to work my way out of it.'

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

'The entire building has settled seven inches since the first day of school due to the weight of the students' backpacks.'