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"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

"I won't lie to you: It was quite an ordeal to move the upright piano in..."

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

Houdini 2019

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.'

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

'Wait for me!'

"The tide is out at the moment so here is some music while you are waiting..."

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

Tortured by music

Daydreaming to other people's music on the train,

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

"Another tiny victory in my never-ending quest for fun."

'Survived the audit'

"Are you sure the Russians didn't hack my answers to make me look bad?"

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

'I worked so hard to get into debt, I don't have the energy to work my way out of it.'

'We're going to need a bigger rug or we're sunk.'