Exam Escapologist T-Shirts

"Are you sure the Russians didn't hack my answers to make me look bad?"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Ethics exam cheater.

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Nervous Oral Testing

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"Does school really help people with real life?"

Good luck with all the revision!!!

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

Houdini 2019

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

Exam Questions Foretold

Why Bob Dylan never made it through college.

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.'

'Wait for me!'

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'