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"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

Clock watcher

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"Tell me about the sunshine, George."

"My God!....Will this presentation never end?"

A usual day.

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

Politician back home