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"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

Clock watcher

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."

'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

A usual day.

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"My God!....Will this presentation never end?"

'This is the part of the rat race that I don't challenge.'

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"