Paperwork Escapologist Pillows

In box, out box, and way out desk organizer.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Shake it all about sign on desk

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

In/Out Tray.

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

Whack, Out of Whack.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

"Stress is often associated with feelings of 'isolation'...It's really important that you see yourself as valued, as useful!"

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."