Office Escapologist Pillows

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

'Not so fast Mr. Smith... you're forgetting the fit note I've filled out for your employer.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

'Murray the magician is not here, he quit in a blaze of glory.'

'Wait for me!'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Clock watcher

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

Do not resuscitate.

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'