Office Escapist Pillows

Brainstorm Ideas why meeting should be over

Gone Lecturin'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control."

Doing an equipment inventory back in five months.

"Psst. Is everyone still mad at me?"

Workaholic on holiday

Things will turn around eventually... Meanwhile....

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

'Am I boring you?'

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

Photocopier Paper Plane

"That one looks like a flourescent light."

Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.

"And who shall I say wants to see him and interrupt his efforts to finish his work early and get on the golf course."

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

"They said you retired early. I thought they meant from working here."

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

Mouse guide through cubicles.

'The boss has decided to spend more time with his children'

Man playing computer games in his office cubicle.

'Relax, I'm just practicing my bouncing back skills.'

"I'll have what everyone else is having."

"No one will ask me for help if I look like I'm about to leave."

"Fuck, I need a vacation..."

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

'One moment, please.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

Golfing break at the office

'It's good to get away from the office but I keep worrying that they can get along without me.'

'Mr. Harrison won't be coming into the office today.'

'I've had it with this job!! I wanna be a lumberjack!!'