
Brainstorm Ideas why meeting should be over
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Brainstorm Ideas why meeting should be over
Gone Lecturin'
'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'
"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control."
Doing an equipment inventory back in five months.
Workaholic on holiday
"Psst. Is everyone still mad at me?"
I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -
Things will turn around eventually... Meanwhile....
"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."
'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'
Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with
'Am I boring you?'
Mouse guide through cubicles.
"That one looks like a flourescent light."
Man playing computer games in his office cubicle.
"They said you retired early. I thought they meant from working here."
"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."
'Relax, I'm just practicing my bouncing back skills.'
'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'
"And who shall I say wants to see him and interrupt his efforts to finish his work early and get on the golf course."
Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.
Photocopier Paper Plane
'The boss has decided to spend more time with his children'
Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.
'Mr. Harrison won't be coming into the office today.'
"Fuck, I need a vacation..."
Man offers coffee with smoke.
'I've had it with this job!! I wanna be a lumberjack!!'
'I'm playing 18 floors.'
Brian, I hope you're prepared for the conference in Hawaii. You bet!
"No one will ask me for help if I look like I'm about to leave."
"I'll have what everyone else is having."
''Udate.com'... well I bet THAT's work related.'
'That's impossible! He left for work hours ago.'
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