Office Escapist Gifts

Brainstorm Ideas why meeting should be over

Gone Lecturin'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control."

Doing an equipment inventory back in five months.

Workaholic on holiday

"Psst. Is everyone still mad at me?"

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Things will turn around eventually... Meanwhile....

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

'Am I boring you?'

Mouse guide through cubicles.

"That one looks like a flourescent light."

Man playing computer games in his office cubicle.

"They said you retired early. I thought they meant from working here."

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

'Relax, I'm just practicing my bouncing back skills.'

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

"And who shall I say wants to see him and interrupt his efforts to finish his work early and get on the golf course."

Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.

Photocopier Paper Plane

'The boss has decided to spend more time with his children'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'Mr. Harrison won't be coming into the office today.'

"Fuck, I need a vacation..."

Man offers coffee with smoke.

'I've had it with this job!! I wanna be a lumberjack!!'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Brian, I hope you're prepared for the conference in Hawaii. You bet!

"No one will ask me for help if I look like I'm about to leave."

"I'll have what everyone else is having."

''Udate.com'... well I bet THAT's work related.'

'That's impossible! He left for work hours ago.'