Organizational Escapist Gifts

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

CEO Escape

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Clock watcher

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Do not resuscitate.

A usual day.

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."