Corporate Escapist Gifts

"Oh yeah? Well, your dad makes more, but my dad's not stuck in a high-paying job he hates but is too scared to leave."

"Can't right now - I'm at a board meeting."

"So...how many days to retirement, Bob?"

Jungle Staff Room

'You left your resume in the copier. Tell me where your applying and I'll send it right out!'

"I took something for my headache. I took my boss to the airport."

'...And then senior management went on a corporate retreat and never came back.'

'Wait for me!'

"I just finished my exit interview."

"I've thought of someone to blame."

"No wonder Barnes never leaves his cubicle. He built a 9-hole golf course in it."

"Maybe we overdid the sedation."

Businesspeople gather in bedroom setting 'They can't regulate us in here.'

'Good Morning, Ms. Gibson.. did anything happen while I was away?'

"Fenwick, Benton & Perkins. How may I direct your call?"

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

The quintessential lazy office golfer

Tunnel of Pointless Meetings

'Now that they offshore jobs, I come out here to look for work.'

"Rudy, I'd like you to organize the annual company retreat."

"I never liked these corporate retreats until we started microdosing."

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Rising Gas Prices

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Just don't let the old man get you down.

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -