Corporate Escapists Gifts

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

Imagine there's no office...

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

Ever thought of early retirement?

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

"I took something for my headache. I took my boss to the airport."

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

"The Company has drawn a line under me and moved on."

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

"I've thought of someone to blame."

"When I said you could have a summer vacation I didn't mean the whole summer."

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"Dan, you forgot to put on your out-of-office."

"Before we hire you, we'd like you to sign this non-compete agreement. It basically states that you won't work anywhere else for the rest of your life."

"The corporate culture here? It's Junior High School without the acne."

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

Senior executive holding guitar hitchiking on open road in desert landscape.

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."