'You're really missing the circus, aren't you?'
Desk Job Escapist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the desk job escapist in your life? Our collection celebrates their creative spirit and love for daydreaming. Perfect for those who find solace in imaginary worlds, our products add a touch of humor and fantasy to their everyday grind. Whether it’s a witty mug, a quirky t-shirt, or a cozy pillow, these items help bring their imaginative side to life at work or home.
"My work is so boring it's unbelievable. I'm going to transfer out of accounting."
Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?
A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork
On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.
"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."
Out and In.
Working hours.
"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….
"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."
'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'
"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."
"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."
"Since you somehow managed to get past my moat, I'll give you a few minutes."
"Yes, also it keeps you fit."
'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'
Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.
"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."
"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"
'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'
Workaholic on holiday
I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -
Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with
Inkwell Genie.
Spam in inbox.
Information. Innuendo
"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."
Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.
Whack, Out of Whack.
"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."
"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"
"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."
"He said his screen is frozen again."
'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'
Desk Job Escapist Gifts Collection
Desk Job Escapist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that speak directly to the desk job escapist’s love for fantasy and fun—starting your day with a smile has never been easier.
Desk Job Escapist Pillows
Add a whimsical touch to their space with pillows that inspire relaxation and imaginative thinking—perfect for cozy moments of escape.
Desk Job Escapist Prints
Decorate their favorite space with prints that celebrate the creative escape artist’s favorite dreams and daydreams—imagination in every detail.
Desk Job Escapist T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirt range designed for the creative daydreamer—wear their love for escapism with pride and a bit of wit.