Desk Job Escapist Pillows

'You're really missing the circus, aren't you?'

"My work is so boring it's unbelievable. I'm going to transfer out of accounting."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Out and In.

Working hours.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

"Since you somehow managed to get past my moat, I'll give you a few minutes."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

Inkwell Genie.

Spam in inbox.

Information. Innuendo

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Whack, Out of Whack.

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"He said his screen is frozen again."

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'