Office Escapologist Gifts

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

'Not so fast Mr. Smith... you're forgetting the fit note I've filled out for your employer.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

'Murray the magician is not here, he quit in a blaze of glory.'

'Wait for me!'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

Clock watcher

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

"Tell me about the sunshine, George."

'This is the part of the rat race that I don't challenge.'

'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'