Executive Escapologist Gifts

"Another tiny victory in my never-ending quest for fun."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

How will this impact me?

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

Houdini 2019

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

CEO (Out to lunch).

'Wait for me!'

"I'm sorry - Mr. Streetwise is never in."

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

'I love being a rich executive so please don't let me get so bad that I won't be suspended with pay.'

Tortured by music

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

'Survived the audit'

"Are you sure the Russians didn't hack my answers to make me look bad?"

'I worked so hard to get into debt, I don't have the energy to work my way out of it.'