Executive Escapologist Prints

"Another tiny victory in my never-ending quest for fun."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

How will this impact me?

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

Houdini 2019

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

CEO (Out to lunch).

"I'm sorry - Mr. Streetwise is never in."

'Wait for me!'

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

Tortured by music

"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."

'I love being a rich executive so please don't let me get so bad that I won't be suspended with pay.'

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

'Survived the audit'

"Are you sure the Russians didn't hack my answers to make me look bad?"

'I'm contributing to the national happiness index.'